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Story Or Series Title: Secrets
Culprit Author's Name: chibibatmishu... awww, SUPA KAWAII!
Summary: (cartoon) Secrets are reveiled about the newest titan Blaze as she and Starfire tell about her past... shoujo ai
P.S., combines Teen Titans with Final Fantasy X-2. Ow, my obsession.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lenne
Code Name: Blaze
Full Species(es): Comes from fabricated planet Pyrion, so that makes her... err... Pyrionese?
Hair Color (include adjectives): N/A
Eye Color (include adjectives): N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): Starfire's hand in marriage and an annoyingly genderless (code)name.
Slade's Apprentice: No! Worse.
Annoying Origin: A planet called Pyrion, "very near Tamaran."
Annoying Powers: Has the strength of a Tamaranian and her father's, "fire," ooooh!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Starfire's loOOoOoOooOVerRrr
Annoying Special Abilities: Can combine two completely different series and create a story similar to that of a G-rated version of The L Word.
Other Annoying Traits: Makes a perfectly decent FF character really queer... and not even in the good way. Oh, and Yuna, Raven, and Starfire, too.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
The story itself is really short (only one small chapter), so you should skim through it. It's a bit difficult, though, since, "Dialogue." "Is." "Written." "Like." "This."
Raven looked up as she heard a knock on the door. "Yuna?" she asked hopefully. "No, its Starfire," came a voice on the other side of the door, "can I come in?" Raven opened the door, "Sure." Starfire went inside and sat down on the chair at Raven’s desk, while Raven sat on her bed. "What do you need to talk about?" "You have a relationship with Yuna, yes?" Raven stared at her, "It's new to me, but yes." "So you wouldn’t judge when I tell you about Blaze and I?" Raven continued to eye the Tamaranian girl. "No, I guess I can't. So, what is with you two?" "Blaze is... Blaze is my 'shmizmar'." "What the hell is a 'shmizmar'?" "She is my 'someone just for me'. The one I want to be with; who I'm suppose to be with." "Why suppose to?" "Blaze ran from me that day on Tamaran. The day of our wedding." "Your wedding? Star, I'm sorry." 'On Tamaran love is a celebrated thing regardless of gender, but where she is from, it is forbidden." "So she ran because of her planet's beliefs. She must have gotten scared, its not your fault." "I hope so. She came here to Earth. That's why I came as well- to find Blaze."
"Shmizmar," sounds more Jewish than Tamaranian. Har har.